She was gorgeously dressed; elegantly alured! The fragrance of her perfume ozing intermittently from various parts of her body with conglomoration of aura depicts an expensive lady. Her hair make was such a wonderful style that I can’t recall the name she called it.
Fair in complexion, she must be 6.1 ft tall. She is not that lucky in terms of body contours, but she is powerfully endowed with what a man could look out for in a woman!
The breath from her nostril was so fresh, sweet and inviting! Each time she spoke, my heart would beat like 15kilos per seconds; her tenoric voice could only be compared to that notorious CNN newscaster, she also carries her nose.
She was in control and in command of the grammar in her mouth; she respects laws of concord and the syntax were in order. She was also being careful in her diction and the whole thing looked as if she was reading a script. Infact, I was tempted to pick my pen and make a jotter out of her speech.
It was inside a commercial bus which I boarded to Abuja in my last trip.
When she came into the bus, she decided to sit next to me on the middle seat, even when there were empty seats on the front row.
Hardly had the journey began, than I started having the cause to dislike my beautiful neighbour. She was always bothering me with plenty talks and wouldn’t want me to have time for myself to meditate!
To crown it all, the thunderous sounds of her orbit chew gum would send me to the hospital for a brand new ear drum, if the journey had lasted for the next one hour.
At about the time I had gathered all the vexation within my nerves and was about speaking out, she decided to do the worse.
“Are you married”? She asked with a smile.
I looked straight into her eyes, and for about 5 seconds, I was rehearsing the kind of answer I should give to the “daughter of Jezebel”!
I have test-run all the commensurable answers in my heart and I came to a conclusion – to be more polite and listen to what she had to say thereafter.
“Why did you ask”? I replied, in an ‘Old Major’ voice.
She increased the tempo of the smile, and in an emotion-laden voice, she tuttled: “I’m asking cos I can’t find any ring on your finger and that makes me to be scared and confused”.
“Scared and confused about what”? I continued the interrogation.
She laughed and touched my wrist and said, “does that mean no one has ever seen what I’m seeing or all the ladies you have met are blindfolded”?
At this point, the vehicle meandered into a pothole and the 3rd occupant of our seat woke up. He looked up with his ‘Igbo-smoking eye’ and lowered his head again!
“Young woman, what’s it that you have seen or you are seeing in me”? I asked the “ash hole”.
She touched my wrist again and said ‘Common, don’t pretend you don’t understand me’!
And I asked her a question that turned her off. “Don’t you have morals”? I asked with utmost bewilderment.
Then I began to engage her with moral issues and I later discovered she is into a serious relationship.
I made her see reasons why she should stick to her man and be faithful to him.
When I mentioned the issue of STDs she spoke ‘pigin’ English for the first time. She said “Bros forget that one, no be today nyash dey dey for back”.
With the understanding that she was apparently talking about how she could play safe without contacting diseases, I decided to analyse the various types of STDs. Listen to what I told her:
I told her there are 2 types of STDs – Sexually Transmitted Diseases and Sexually Transmitted Demons!
The first STDs are the kinds of diseases that could be transmitted from one person to the other during sexual intercourse. Aside HIV, there are over 20 diseases that could be transmitted through sexual acivities and a good number of them are incurable. Hypertitis A and B are as dreadful as HIV and they are also blood related.
Ghonorhea, syphilis, staphilococus and many others are also terminal diseases and could as well block your womb when you eventually get married without treating them.
On the second STDs, I told her that every young woman that sleeps with any man that is not her husband will play host to about 10,000 demons. The same thing is applicable to men. Each time you have sex with people that are not your spouse, you shall freely receive 10,000 demons without tarrif.
If you have had sex with 10 men in your life, you should multiply 10,000 demons by 10 and know how many millions of demons you are carrying in your body if you increase your rank in the promiscious industry! Some ladies have slept with over 100 men since they strarted menstruating. Some have lost counts on the numbers of men that have traveled through their body! Imagine the litany of demon-millionaires we have among our single ladies!
That’s why it’s good that intending couples should undergo thorough deliverance before getting married. So that you don’t marry a bunch of demons and invite calamities into your new home.
If you engage in unprotected sex with any man or woman who is not your spouse, you are risking the 2 categories of STDs. You might find solutions to the first category but the second one cannot be treated.
I also told the Lady that I was not preaching to her cos I was not a Pastor, I was only trying to credit her moral account so that she wouldn’t run moral bankruptcy or land herself into trouble, even with her partner.
Before I could round up my sermon, something happened. What really happened? Did she react to my message? What was her reaction? Join me next time as I bring part 2 of this episode. Stay connected!
