They were so dead sure of victory that Dino referred to their man as the incoming president and disrespectfully referred to Buhari as the expired president. While Buhari combed every corner of Nigeria canvassing for votes, they stayed put in Dubai strategizing, scheming and partying expecting a miracle from Hushpuppi their master strategist.
They hurried home to pressure the president to sign an ominous electoral law and got tons of journalists to write persuasively for the law and got a senior member of the judiciary – the number three man in the hierarchy of the country to end his career infamously. Justice Onnoghenn was the greatest loser of the Dubai strategy.
One split second of indecision cost him his many years of judicial voyage. He paid dearly for associating with the bad guys and today live in regret of his ill-thought action. He was consumed by the Dubai Strategy.
How the likes of Peter Obi, Osita Chidoka, Reno Omokri, FFK, and others fell to the cheap assurance of Hushpuppi baffles me, they were not only scammed but made to look infantile before the world. A small boy with Gucci guts had scammed and screwed them and the end was an unfulfilled voyage. While they lost everything they gained something, they took selfies with their scammer and partied hard while in Dubai.
Indeed, this is an unusual and trying time for the Dubai Strategists with Hushpuppi singing like a beaten thief.
Lesson take away, never rely too much on internet, the backend may be empty! Gaskiyally musing
Abdullahi O.Haruna Haruspice writes from Abuja
